Hey everyone, it's the oscars and that's cool. I don't really give a shit this year, not because I know I'm not going to win - really I'm just happy to be nominated. I'll get'em next year.
Some Highlights:
Inside Alec Baldwin's head: gay married lesbians getting side-by-side abortions in a mosque. Wake up America! 30 Rock was built by John D. Rockefeller in cahoots with FDR and JFK for the KGB
I have a feeling I'm going to be cutting my arm off to escape this mess in about ten minutes.
A great year for lesbians is a bad year for the troops.
I blame Pixar for turning Disney into a limp-wristed propaganda house for Barbara Streisand's book club.
I remember when they used to make movies where ducks told the hard truth about the Japs.
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